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FUN ZONE

2009-08-04T20:20:00.009+05:30

FUN ...FUNNY....FUNNIEST...!!!

Vampires in a Bar
It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and starts cleaning it.At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to the bartender "Hi. I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."The bartender looks at him skeptically. "No you're not. You're just wearing a costume.""No, no, really," he insists. "I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please.""Alright," the bartender says. He goes in the back and comes out with a cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it right away."Thanks," he says, and leaves.An hour later another vampire comes in and sits at the bar. He says "Hi, I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please.""Okay," the bartender says and goes in the back again. He comes out with another cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it and leaves with a 'thanks'.An hour later a third vampire comes in and sits at the bar. "Hi," he says to to the bartender. "I'm a vam...""I know, I know," the bartender interrupts. "You're a vampire and you want a cup of blood right?""Um, no," the vampire answers. "I AM a vampire, but I'd just like a glass of hot water please.""Sure" the bartender says. He pours him a glass of hot water. As he gives it to the vampire he says "You know, there were two vampires that came in before you that wanted blood. How come you're just asking for water?"Without answering the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used band-aid."Tea time."

Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!"Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

STUPID QUESTIONS
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should i try this time.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why?Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:- No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING?
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?"
The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

Is Windows a Virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.So Windows is not a virus.It's a bug.

SANTA BANTA -JOKES
Santa's wife, Jeeto, got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery.
As a result, Santa offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.
One night Jeeto and Santa were watching TV when she broke down crying.
"What's the matter?" Santa asked.
Jeeto said "I can't believe you did this for me."
Santa hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you."
But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.
To which Santa replied, "You don't need to repay me... you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."

Saving the Marriage
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, Banta held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Preeto began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 10-15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, Preeto sat there - speechless. He looked over at Banta who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to Banta, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" Banta scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Wednesdays and Saturdays."

The Veg Chicken
Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics and they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic." Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"!

Nano Effect
Michael, Francis and Banta are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter. "Ok you, Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life”. "Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai Santro there. Goodbye." St. Peter turns to Francis, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" Francis replies, "I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did cheat on my wife twice." St. Peter says, "OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here are the keys. Get going!" He then looks at Banta, "And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" Banta lifts his head high and replies, "I am proud to say that in over twenty years of marriage, I never cheated on my wife. In fact, my beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained celibate the whole time!" St Peter replies, "Very impressive... Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible, Goodbye!” Michael and Francis have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting for their friend. Banta turns up in his BMW but he is crying his heart out. Michael asks, “Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!" Between sobs Banta explains, "I just saw my wife driving a Nano!"

Santa Banta moving their computers
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their computers to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine. Santa: "My machine has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?" Banta: "But yours is empty and my disk is full!”

A for apple
B for‏ Banta class mein - madam maine "abc" yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - ok madam….
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple

MUSIC ZONE

2009-08-03T17:05:00.021+05:30

Here you get latest Music

Hindi Movie Songs(mp3)

Acid Factory-Yeh Jism, Khatti Mithi, Jab Andhera Hota Hai, Kone Kone Main, Raftar
Jail-Sainya Ve, Milke Yun Laga, Bareiley ke Bazzar, Daata Sun Le
Aladin-Genie Rap, Tak Dhina Dhin, O Re Saawariyan, You Maybe, Bachke O Bachke, Giri Giri
3 Days 4 Night-Khawasishen, Sheesha, Jaane Yeh Kaissi, Har Mausum, Dosti Forever, Macha Shor
All The Best-Dil Kare, Haan Main Jitni Martaba, All The Best, Kyun, You Are My Love
Main Aur Mrs. Khanna-Don't Say Alvida, Happening, Rabba, Tum Ne Socha, Mrs. Khanna
Radio-Mann Ka Radio, Jindagi Jaissa Ek Radio, Janneman, Piya Jaisse Laddu Motichur Ke, Koi Na Koi Chahe, Teri Meri Dosti, Damadji Aagna Main, Shaam Ho Chali Hai, Rafa Dafa Kiya Nahi Jaye
Blue-Chiggy Wiggy, Aaj Dil Gustakh Hai, Fiqrana , Bhoola Tujhe
Tum Mile-Tum Mile, Dil Ibaadad, Tu hi Haqueqat, Iss Jahan Main
London Dreams-Barson Yaaron, Maan Ko Ati Bhavey, Tapke Masti, Khawab Jo, Yaari Bina
Love Aaj Kal- Aahun Aahun, Chor Bazaari,
Luck- Luck Azma, Khudaya Ve, Jee Le, Khudaya Ve(remix), Jee Le(remix)
Kaminey- Kaminey Fatak, Dhan Te Nan, Kaminey Go Charlie Theme, Kaminey Kaminey
Paying Guest- Jack Jil, Paying Guest, Nazar se, Jack Jil(remix)
Life Partner-Pourza Pourza, Tauba Tauba

MOBILE ZONE

2009-07-21T19:11:00.015+05:30

HERE YOU FIND ROCKING SOFTWARE FOR YOUR MOBILE PHONES

THEMES
1. DJ THEME
2. POKER QUEEN THEMES
3. NOKIA ORIGINAL
4. FRENCH KISS

GAMES
1. SPIDER-MAN
2. REAL FOOTBALL

MOVIE ZONE

2009-07-10T20:02:00.014+05:30

HERE YOU GET ALL TYPES OF MOVIES.CHEK IT FOR UPDATES

NEW ARRIVAL

1. KAMBHAKT ISHQ(AVI)-PART1, PART2
2. NEW YORK(AVI)-PART1, PART2
3. PAYING GUEST (AVI)-PART1, PART2
4. LETS DANCE-PART1, PART2
5. RAFTAAR-PART1, PART2

OTHERS
1. 13B-PART1(83MB), PART2(83MB)
2. LUCK BY CHANCE-PART1(93MB), PARRT2(93MB)
3. GHAJINI-PART(1110MB) , PART2(110MB)
4. KISSE PYAR KAROON-PART1(76MB), PART2(76MB)
5. THE STONEMAN MURDERS -PART1(56MB), PART2(57MB)

ENGLISH

1.THE ASTRONAUTS WIFE-Part1, Part2
2.THE CONTRACTOR-Part1, Part2
3.V FOR VENDETTA-Part1, Part2
4.7 SECEONDS-Part1, Part2

PC ZONE

2009-07-10T19:48:00.027+05:30

NOW I AM GONNA UPLOAD VER NICE COLLECTION OF SOFTWARES ..KEEP VISITING IT TO DOWNLOAD MORE AND MORE CONTENTS
SOFTWARES

1. Apple iTunes 8.2.1.6

iTunes is an audio player for playing and organizing digital music files, and purchasing digital music files in the FairPlay digital rights management format. The iTunes Music Store is the component of iTunes through which users can purchase digital music files from within iTunes. iTunes includes the Quicktime Player installer.

2. Google Chrome

Google Chrome is a browser that combines a minimal design with sophisticated technology to make the web faster, safer, and easier. Google Chrome also uses a brand new javascript engine (V8), which is much faster than existing javascript interpreters.

3. AVG Anti Virus Protection

AVG Anti-Virus has been protecting computers around the world for more than 12 years! AVG for workstations provide comprehensive Anti Virus Protection for personal computers. The unique combination of detection methods (heueristic analysis, generic detection, scanning and integrity checking) ensures that your computer receives the maximum protection possible on multiple levels (Resident Shield, Email Scanner plug-ins, Personal Email Scanner, On-Demand and other tests, etc.).

4. Corel WINDVD Plus

WinDVD® 9 Plus is DVD & video playback software that delivers quality and entertainment in style. Enjoy state-of-the-art HD-quality upscaling. Watch your movies on the go with advanced laptop enhancements. Play home movies from AVCHD™ camcorders. Watch your favorite DVDs on your home theater system, desktop or laptop PC, and enjoy crystal-clear pictures with top audio performance.

5.Adobe Flash Player 10.0.32.18
Adobe Flash Player is the high-performance, lightweight, highly expressive client runtime that delivers powerful and consistent user experiences across major operating systems, browsers, mobile phones, and devices.

6.Google Chrome 2.0.172.40 Stable
Google Chrome is a browser that combines a minimal design with sophisticated technology to make the web faster, safer, and easier. Google Chrome also uses a brand new javascript engine (V8), which is much faster than existing javascript interpreters. This means you can create more complex and more intensive AJAX applications with fewer speed and processing constraints.

7.Intel Graphics Media Accelerator Driver 15.12.75.1825
The Intel Graphics Media Accelerator, or GMA, is Intel's current line of integrated graphics processors built into various motherboard chipsets. This driver is written specifically for the Intel 945G, 945GZ, 945GC, 945GT, 946GZ, G965, Q963, Q965, G31, G33, G35, Q33, Q35, Express Chipsets and the Mobile Intel 940GML, 943GML, 945GM, 945GME, 945GMS, GL960, GLE960, GM965, GME965 Express Chipsets and will not function with any other product.
For XP (32bit) (64bit)
For Vista (32bit) (64bit)

8.System Mechanic 9.0.2.2
System Mechanic® keeps your PC running faster, cleaner and error-free. Its powerful arsenal of 40+ award-winning precision tools fixes stubborn errors, cleans out clutter, optimizes internet and download speeds, ensures personal security and maintains maximum computer performance automatically.

9.Mozilla Firefox 3.0.12
Mozilla Firefox - faster, more secure, easier to use and sporting a new look, this latest Firefox release sets a new standard for web browser innovation. Mozilla Firefox project (formerly Firebird, which was formerly Phoenix) is a redesign of Mozilla's browser component, written using the XUL user interface language and designed to be cross-platform. It is small, fast and easy to use, and offers many advantages over other web browsers, such as the tabbed browsing and the ability to block pop-up windows. Mozilla Firefox 3 is focused on improved memory handling, performance, and stability, improved XUL, and new core components such as application data stored in SQLite.

10. Virtual CloneDrive 5.4.3.5 Beta

Virtual CloneDrive works and behaves just like a physical CD/DVD drive, however it exists only virtually. Image files generated with CloneDVD or CloneCD can be mounted onto a virtual drive from your hard-disk or from a network drive and used in the same manner as inserting them into a normal CD/DVD drive. Probably the best virtual drive software, Virtual CloneDrive allows you to enjoy the freedom of a virtual drive and is completely free.

11. Safari for Windows 4.0.3 (4.31.9.1)

Safari offers you a superior Web experience with outstanding performance. Even the most complex of pages load at breakneck speed. In fact, it loads pages more quickly than any other Mac Web browser. But that's not all. Safari uses the advanced interface technologies underlying Mac OS X to offer you an all-new view of the Web, one that's much easier to use.

12. CloneDVD 2.9.2.5 Beta

Elby CloneDVD 2 copies movies in unparalleled picture quality. If it's only the main movie or a complete DVD - CloneDVD compresses even long footage in brilliant quality and at high speed: A special transcoding technology compresses your choice of DVD titles according to your audio and language selection automatically to a freely adjustable target size. Our unique Film Strip assistant will guide you step by step through all settings. With the help of the Video Preview you select the desired DVD titles and decide if you want to trim individual chapters. Quality bars show the direct influence of the title and language selection on the quality of the movie copy. Even beginners always keep track.

13. SuperRam 6.8.10.2009

SuperRam is a program that will allow you to optimally maintain and manage your system's memory.
SuperRam makes no modifications to your hardware and all adjustments and settings are done in an easy to use interface that even a child could use.
Most 'other' Ram/memory modifiers promise that they work while you notice no difference at all in performance. SuperRam on the other hand has been tried and tested and proven to work.
Are you tired of program crashes or low memory warnings? Or you notice your computer performance slowly degrades after a period of time? SuperRam not only fixes these problems from occurring it also enhances your computers performance.
Keep Windows running longer by using SuperRam. No longer do you have to reboot your computer due to low memory warnings, you choose the amount of memory your computer maintains and SuperRam releases wasted memory and returns it back to you. SuperRam will super-charge your computer`s memory.
in This Release:
· Added some initial code to handle Windows 7 release. Software does not officially support Windows 7 but will around the official release by Microsoft.

14. Yahoo Messenger Beta

Yahoo! Messenger is a popular advertisement-supported instant messaging client and associated protocol provided by Yahoo!, that allows you to see when friends come online and to send them instant messages. It also can alert you to new e-mail in your Yahoo Mail or Yahoo Personals accounts, or when you have upcoming events recorded in your Yahoo Calendar. Yahoo Messenger offers firewall support, a standby mode that minimizes the program until an Internet connection is made, the ability to save and print your conversations, and a tabbed interface that provides quick access to your favorite stocks, news, and sports scores. Yahoo! also offers PC-PC, PC-Phone and Phone-to-PC service, file transfers, webcam hosting, text messagingchat rooms in various categories.
Yahoo! Messenger is provided free of charge and can be downloaded and used with a generic "Yahoo! ID" which also allows access to other Yahoo! services, such as Yahoo! Mail, where users can be automatically notified when they receive new email. service, and

Other features include the ability to create a chat room automatically, stock price alerts, the ability to send messages to friends (even if they're not online when you are), a Quick Compact mode that hides the Messenger tools to maximize your viewing area, Messenger Themes, and voice chat, which allows you to talk for free to anybody else on the Internet. It also includes Launchcast Radio, Yahoo Games, and Yahoo Audibles. Using a Webcam, you can see who you're chatting with or view the Webcam of any Yahoo member who has granted you access.

Yahoo! has announced a partnership with Microsoft to join their instant messaging networks. This would make Yahoo! Messenger compatible with Microsoft's .NET Messenger Service. It also made Microsoft's Windows Live Messenger compatible with Yahoo!'s Network. This change has taken effect as of 2006-07-13, - Yahoo! Messenger has integrated instant messaging with Windows Live Messenger users, and is fully functional.
Yahoo! Messenger was originally launched under the name Yahoo! Pager on 1998-03-09.

15. Divx7.2

DivX 7 contains everything you need to playback all types of DivX video, including the new DivX Media Format.The DivX Codec takes the power of advanced digital video compression to the next level, encoding video at resolutions up to high-definition 1920 x 1080. That's right, you heard it straight: 1080i and 1080p, at a fraction of the file size. What more can we say? Wait, we almost forgot, there is more. Read on, dear friend, for a list of DivX Codec features.

16. Serv-U

Serv-U is a powerful, easy-to-use, award-winning FTP server created by Rob Beckers. An FTP server uses the FTP protocol to share files across the Internet.Serv-U is not only 100% compliant with the current FTP standard, but also includes numerous features unique to Serv-U that make it a perfect file sharing solution for virtually everyone.Serv-U features an open architecture that makes it very easy to extend, monitor, and change the server behavior with external DLLs.Regardless of the purpose behind your FTP server, everyone will benefit from the numerous security features Serv-U incorporates.

17. Maxthon

Maxthon is a powerful web browser with a highly customizable interface. It is based on the Internet Explorer engine which means that what works in IE, works the same in Maxthon but with many additional efficient features like Tabbed Browsing Interface, Mouse Gestures, Super Drag&Drop, Privacy Protection, AD Hunter, Google Bar Support, External Utility Bar and Skinning.